We now have voicemail. So call us, bitches.

206-350-7345

We love you, you're our new best friends, call us every five minutes!

--J (taking dictation from T) of TLB

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . .

• Thanksgiving
• We have a garage sale
• Cat Fight anyone?
• Sesame Street: After Dark
• Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family
• Dead Men's babies
• Text Bombs
• Charity and Lights
• In your Face Book
• To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore?

Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com

Have a good weekend.

TJ&L

Don't forget to send in ideas about a contest.  That includes the contest types, the prizes and all of that.  And don't forget to download the all new Tastes Like Burning #23 below!!!

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween.  It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . .

• Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!
• Tim and Leeann:  The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The Horror
• Halloween 2007—Trick or Treat
• J Depp . . . Kind of scary
• China Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enough
• Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas Crap
• James has a Freaky Friday . . . kind of
• Sammies at Quiznos
• Ton's Mongolian Grill
• Cops here are drunk
• Fortune Cookie Tellers
• Is Leeann a WHORE?
• We have a contest and you have an email to write . . .
• Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo

And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning!  

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Don't forget to visit us on MySpace and become a friend of the show!

Greetings, Listeners,

We now have a MySpace page! Bookmark it and send us a friend request!

http://www.myspace.com/tasteslikeburningshow

Stay crispy!

--James of TLB

PS: Episode 23 is COMING SOON!

-J

• Halloween Plans 2007
• Leeann ponders demon dong
• How we decorate
• Leeann's Party—Tits & Teeth
• Leeann's cousin sucks
• Shout outs
• Big Hugs to For Whatever Reason
• James is all Red about his Halloween at work
• Tim Bitches
• Public Radio wants money . . . and so do the police
• Calling Sandi
• Throw up dirt skirt
• Halloween: The Music Video—watch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . .
  

Email your comments or audio comments to tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com  or leave a comment here on the website.

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.

• President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.
  
• The Buffy Horror Picture Show.
• The News NOW IN HD + HD radio?  Really?
• Smoking Update.
• James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.
• The Simpsons . . . wedding?
• Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.
• Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.
• Sometimes office pranks go too far.
• Radio Head free.
  
• Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.
• New California law and why it is stupid.
• Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.
• Leeann needs party advice.
• Liam Sullivan has a new Kelly video out: Let Me Borrow That Top

Email us a mesage or an audio comment at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

Or leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .

Are you green?

'Cause we're Super Green . . .

• Gas guzzlers and gas shortages.
• Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay?
• We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower.
• Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy.
• Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to kill them.
• WieDaMark LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs.
• Solar Power to the people.
• Water conservation and Grey Water.
• Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy.
• Living outside the margins to save paper.
• Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be.

Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

Gather dear listeners, for the end is nigh . . .

The end of your waiting for another episode of TLB, that is. That's right, the long promised Green Show is coming up next for Episode 20! We've spent countless minutes researching and sacrificed a small forest to print out our findings to bring you our take on living "green."

Check back later this weekend for the download.

Ciao.

James of TLB

(Note: No actual forests were harmed during the preperation for this show and we actually spent a couple of weeks doing research.)

• We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. 
• James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. 
• Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week"
• Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . .  
  
• Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. 
• Nina Gordon:  The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio. 
• Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott. 
• Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit. 
• Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory. 
• No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu. 

Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.

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The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.

Shout outs to:

For Whatever Reason & Hometown Tales

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Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. 

All this and more after this download.

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We're 2/3 drunk and you're not.  So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.

Cheers!

--TLB

A Jewess and a song apparently...details on show 18

Sarah....Call me....

Tim

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.

NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T.  We love them. And their affordable DSL service.

Two new episodes of TLB coming soon! Keep checking back throughout the week . . .

—James

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

So, funny story, I go home to edit the podcast and wound up writing on my novel for three hours and then watching Hot Fuzz after dinner with Tim, and not editing the podcast at all!

Isn't that a riot!? 

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh . . .

Seriously, I will make every effort to have it up and ready for download tomorrow.  Scout's honor and stuff.

-- J of TLB

I am a bad, bad monkey who needs to learn to behave himself better . . . I didn't get around to editing the show this weekend (car trouble took priority).  So I'm afraid everyone'll have to wait until tomorrow.

--James of TLB

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.

A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.
--J

We're BAaack! (Finally.)

Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure;  getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.