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New Clickies & Things

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:46:00 GMT

Hear ye, hear ye . . .

Your friendly Tastes Like Burning webmaster has made a couple of changes and tweaks.

A new banner made with Adobe Photoshop Elements 6.0.
New category of links in the right-hand pane for the latest StumbleUpon sites we've mentioned on the show.
The link to a complete Archive List at the top of the right-hand pane.
We've also moved the site search bar and "Open links in new window" check box to the top of the pane, as well.

We hope you enjoy the new features.

Stay crispy!

âJames of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #56: Don't Colonoscopy and Drive

tlbshow@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:20:00 GMT

The Dinner that Never Was

Internal Movies

Tim Was Sick

Community Coffee Board Update

Movie Reviews: Planet Terror & Dogma

Stupid People on the News

Virtual Whatsit

Childhood Memories: J Bleeds and T Surprises

Koala with a Side of VD

And the rest . . .

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Shout out to Kentie of The Flatus Show

Special nod to listener CB

Tastes Like Burning #55: Puppy Dog Party Hats

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT

Party Highlights

Fast Forward: Whedonites Attack

Coffee House Flyer

Book of Gaylic: Puppy Days

Joxer Teaches Xander the Twelve Steps

Deutsch Kaninchen-MÃrder (German Rabbit Murderer)

Incredible Shrinking Products

James's Work 30-something Decor Storm

Voicemail & Email

Which Email Address Do You Prefer?

Excuse Me Maam, Is that a Bat in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Shoutouts:

Matt of the Redboy Podcast
Lorna
Big C and Erin

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Joxer hams it up for the camera.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:13:00 GMT

Joxer goes for a run.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:11:00 GMT

Joxer & Xander play in the pool.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:09:00 GMT

Introducing . . .

Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:26:00 GMT

The newest addition to the Timmy J. Studios family:

XANDER!

Tastes Like Burning #54: We Missed You

tlbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 3 Jul 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Anniversary Addiction

James Turns 30

Dog Talk

Introducing Xander

Pear Tree Down

eHeeey! Item: Pear Tree Firewood

Voicemails & Emails

Tutankhamun Comin'

And the Rest . . .

Special Hello, How Are Yous to:

Erin
CB
Lorna

Shoutouts:

Big C and Erin

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Tastes Like Burning #53: Hot Lesbian Grill

tlbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:56:00 GMT

Bekka & Lesley Return

Mongolian Grill

Hot Lesbian Uproar

Heroine Josh

Tim Russert

Childhood Memory

Bra Talk

Banter

After Show BONUS

Pile O Poo

Farty Pants

BONUS Childhood Memory: Oh No He Didn't

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Tastes Like Burning #52: Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun (Sometimes)

tlbshow@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:05:00 GMT

Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun

Fast Forward: Treats and Eats

Zyrtec: The Decongesting Killer

Leeann's Secret Life

Voicemail

Social Calendar

One Decade Down

Childhood Memories: Cars

And The Rest . . .

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Shout Outs: Redboy @ The Redboy Podcast

Tastes Like Burning #51: Straight From The Teat of Venus

tlbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Hello Everyone

Food Talk

Chocolate Coconut Milk: Straight from the Teat of the Goddess

Dog Sitting for Ingrates

Fist Bump Gate

Entombed Kittens

Pico is the New Relish

Is that a Tomato in Your Salad or are You Just Deathly Ill

Tim's Childhood Memory: First Stitches

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Shout Outs: Ken @ The Flatus Show
Big C @ Bear Crawling

Department of Corrections: What's in a Name?

Wed, 4 Jun 2008 00:16:00 GMT

It has been brought to the attention of those of us here at the Tastes Like Burning studio that we made an error in citing the origins of Mr. Dick, the pink 12-inch magical fortune-telling Penis. We regret that we neglected to invent practical means of time travel once we learned of our mistake after the show to go back and state correctly that it was in fact "Mrs. C" (aka, Erin) who made the selection of the giant puce prick with ESP, and all Big C picked out was the cheesy over-the-hill 50th birthday mug filled with prunes. Clever.

However, that said, had the Cs called-in during the show to help us celebrate our albeit small milestone, we would have avoided the embarrassment of making the mistake of assuming it was the Big "C" who picked the psychic fuschia phallus.

Tastes Like Burning regrets the error.

Tastes Like Burning #50: The Big Five . . . Oh.

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 03:29:00 GMT

TLB Turns 50

It's F***ing Hot Here

Tim's Day in Hell, or Going to Work on Saturday

Better Eating and Eating Better

Fast Forward: Full Disclosure

Alien Video: Real or BullS***?

Big C's (of Bear Crawling) Package Redux

Voicemail

James Flips a U'ey: Uncontacted Tribe Photographed

Bionic Monkeys

Gay Marriage in New York . . . Sorta

Chrystal of Life of Spa Guy's Wife Calls to Chat

Tim's Stumble Upon Site: Unexplained Mysteries

Shout Outs: Tim of For Whatever Reason and Redboy of Redboy Podcast

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Show 50 has been pushed back to Saturday. . .

tlbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Please listen for details . . .

Department of Corrections

Tue, 27 May 2008 12:52:00 GMT

Good morning.

On the blog post for Episode 49, "Quetsucrapbowle Commands You," the link for the Celestia program pointed to the wrong Celestia website. As it turns out, celestia.com is actually some new age website for repainting your inner child's chakra or something.

I have corrected the link and provided it on this post as well for your convenience.

Tastes Like Burning regrets the error. No seriously, we're sorry for sending you to those damn dirty hippies.

âJames of TLB

The REAL Celestia website.

Tastes Like Burning #49: Quetsucrapbowle Commands You

tlbshow@gmail.com — Mon, 26 May 2008 22:46:00 GMT

DVD Haze All in My Brain

Forgettable Memorial Day Weekend

Joxer's Doggie Date and Next-day Hangover

Peni Spam Is Back!

Email and Voicemail

Book of Gaylic: Worshipping Quetsucrapbowle

eHeeey! Item: Stethoscope

Dam Earthquakes

Tim's Stumble Sites:

And the Rest!

Shout-outs to:

Shelly from Shelly's Podcast,

Kentie from The Flatus Show, and

Chrystal from The Life of Spa Guy's Wife.

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Tastes Like Burning #48: We Didn't Start the Fire . . . That We Know Of

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Flag Hag, Mothers Day, Robot Suits, Marriage Gay, HD TV, Tim Stumbles Upon Three. I Am Legend in the ride, US Customs Peek Inside. A Lady Dies And Much More, Vote for us for Pod Peer Whore . . .
We didn't start the fire.

Well it could have been James, but we know Tim is to blame. Ok Tim did start the fire, but he didn't use rags he used American Flags. . .

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Stumble 1
Stumble 2
Stumble 3

Shout Outs:

The Flatus Show
The Life of Spaguy's Wife

(Aren't you glad that song is stuck in your head now?)

Tastes Like Burning #47: Dog Gum Spider Butt

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:59:00 GMT

AVP Requiem

Leeann's Fembot Jubblies

Missing Youth

Target Cribs

James Had a Dream

Tim Vamps

Mildred Loving's Message 1940-2008

Fast Forward - Marry Me

Reeling In Your Dog

Dog Gum Spider Butt

Skull Bong

Voicemail & Email

And the rest . . .

We always want to hear from you! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Shout Outs to: Kentie @ The Flatus Show & Matt @ The Redboy Podcast

Tastes Like Burning #46: Idiot

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 6 May 2008 02:58:00 GMT

High Cost of Living

Hypermiling (Idiot)

Fast Forward: HyperRant

Speed Trap of the Future

Fast Forward: Idiotic Conclusion

Visit With Leeann

Sega Genesis Redux

eHeeey! Item: Lot of Fire Sauce

Leave Miley Alone

Email & Voicemail

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Shout Outs: Shelly & Frank @ Shelly's Podcast
Chrystal @ Life of Spaguy's Wife
Tim & Nanette @ For Whatever Reason

Tastes Like Burning #45: Meal on Wheels

tastselikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:22:00 GMT

We're Couch-casting!

Fast Forward: Pre-show Rambling

The L Word Is Settled

Dog Park A-holes

Meals on Wheels

Weird Call from Mom

2nd Born Prophesy (From The Book of Gayelick)

Dinner w\Mom & Dad

eHeeey! Site and the Not So Big Surprise

FFFast Forward

Make a Better Breakfast Faster, Batter Blaster!

Aluminum . . . Neurotoxins Anyone?

Email\Voicemail

Dog Soccer

Tim's Childhood Memory

Fast Forward: Technical Nitpickiness

Eheeey Redux

And the rest . . .

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Shout Outs:
Big C @ Bear Crawling + Chrystal @ Life of Spaguy's Wife
Kentie @ The Flatus Show + Shelly @ Shelly's Podcast

Tastes Like Burning #44: People Won't Stop Dying

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Did you miss show 41? It may have missed you . . .

The Final Word on Leeann

Martha Stewart: RIP Paw Paw Sir Sheds A-Lot

People Keep Dying (See TLB #8 & TLB #9) Bye-Bye Other Grandma

Did My Family Just Cut Me Off?

Old Folks: Fascinating Liars or Misunderstood History Repositories?

Interjected: Fajita Roundup (Whoopah!)

My Brother Had a Dream, Literally

Sebastian: Fat Furry Fecalphobe

Voicemail\Email

New eHeeey! Items: Desert Storm & Jurassic Park Collector Cards

Shout Out to Some Friends

Fast Forward: Revenge, Craig's List Style

And the Rest . . .

Shout Outs to: Chrystal of The Life Of Spaguys Wife
2 Guys 1 Brain
Kentie of the Flatus Show

For What Ever Reason

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Tastes Like Burning #43: AWKWARD . . .

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:46:00 GMT

No other way to say it. This isn't a normal show. I mean yeah, Leeann came back to guest host, and we got your Childhood Memory, and a Fast Forward Segment, and an eHeeey! Item. And sure there are some laughs, and we talk about fun and interesting things, but something didn't feel right.

Judge for yourself, and leave feedback of some sort if you have any opinion on the whole thing. (If you have feedback you don't want aired on the show, just let us know.)

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Tastes Like Burning #42: WARNING: Don't Lift this Show Alone; It's Heavy

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 8 Apr 2008 02:45:00 GMT

BONUS SHOW

CAUTION: This show is heavy and may require two people to lift it.

BUT we still have fun, or at least I do.

We talk about a dinner with my Dad which turns the subject to Death and the meaning of Life and we have that kind of talk.

Mom's brother dies

We talk about religion

James discusses his grandmother's passing

Fate

I have a new whisper segment

Heady times, but still funny.

Tastes Like Burning #41: It's Raw Dammit . . . RAW!!!

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 8 Apr 2008 02:14:00 GMT

Computer Crash 2.0

Smoked Salmon

A Call to Canada

Temp Agency Whore

Magazine Douche

Mustang James: Emo Blustang

eHeeey Song Votes

Email & Voicemail

New eHeeey Item

News Stories

Moving Inside The Office

Bug Bomb Wishes and Spider Dreams

And the Rest . . .

Shout Outs:
Big C of Bear Crawling
Shelly of Shelly's Podcast (Thanks for the Bumper)
Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife
Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

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Tastes Like Burning #40: The Gift

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:43:00 GMT

Welcome to Tastes Like Burning #40. I like it all but after our gift opening and some great conversation, the Show $h!t starts at 22 1/2 minutes, ok 23 minutes, but I think it is all worth a listen. But for those who don't want a slice of life with a side of casual conversation, there ya go.

Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, She turned 40 and so did we.

We get a GIFT in the mail from our special guests that join us for the first 3rd of the show - No Words...Should Have Sent A Poet

eHeeey Update: The 2000 Ford Mustang auction has ended

James New New Car Update

James' Office Party

Leeann's Birthday

Tim's Childhood Memories

Office Issues or NON Issues

Voice Mail

The Rest

Shout outs to:
Big C (Bear Crawling) and Erin - Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife - Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

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Tastes Like Burning #39: Two paths diverge in the woods, and all I got was the runs.

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:40:00 GMT

In this run of Tastes Like Burning

Phone Calls Squared

English Talk

BBQB - The extra B is for Baby

Fast Forward:Turrets Montage

eHeeey Item: Quarters of the States

New Car Blues

Bonus eHeeey Item

Cat Tackles Dog, Dog Runs In Fear

Voice Mail

Other stuff I can't remember because the dog ate the show notes

Shout outs: Big C of Bear Crawling, and Tim & Nanette of For Whatever Reason
Plus Redboy and Amy and Chrystal of The Life of Spaguy's Wife

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Tastes Like Burning #38: Spilled Milk? I've Got Your Spilled Milk Right Here . . .

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:02:00 GMT

First Yard Day of the Season

Time Change

Tim's Mom's Birthday Dinner

Politics

Fast Forward: Podcast Peer Awards

Race TalkâAre We Good Now?

This Week's eHeeey Item: A Magically Delicious Treasure Troll

Miracle Manna

Voicemail and Email

Mary Anne Wants to Go Back to the Island

Random Fodder

Shout-outs to Ken from The Flatus Show, Chrystal from The Life of Spaguyswife, and Big C from Bear Crawling

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Tastes Like Burning #37: Like Hi-C but Not as Wet . . .

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:18:00 GMT

We have a fireside chat with Big C from the Bear Crawling podcast. (If chit-chat isn't your bag, skip ahead 20 to 30 minutes.)

Political rantings.

Tim starts eHeeey since eBay sucks now.

Is Tastes Like Burning secretly racist? NO. They are just blatantly funny.

Fast Forward: Tim doesn't want kids.

It's a mixed bag, but good nonetheless.

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Tastes Like Burning #36: That Dingo Raped My Baby

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 2 Mar 2008 05:25:00 GMT

CarQuest 2008
We are on Skype under tasteslikeburning
Mac and PC iTunes buttons added to the site
Dog's first dog park, and Black Dog Mounted
Tattoo Email
Two thumbs down for Casablanca
Tim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and Gasoline
Fast Forward: James and the Baaaaad Goat
Open Ocean for the Wii
Random Banter

Shout outs to:
Redboy@The Redboy Podcast
Chrystal@The Life of Spaguyswife
Shelly@Shelly's Podcast,
Tim@For Whatever Reason
Randy@2 Guys 1 Brain
Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@The Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish Show

Special Thanks to Big C@Bear Crawling for the intro from Mini C

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Show this weekend...

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:02:00 GMT

My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-74133cc64ebd216a5b55435de6994853}

Tastes Like Burning #34: Hot Lesbian Action?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:42:00 GMT

The much anticipated episode 34. Well much anticipated by me anyway.
Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town. We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action. Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things. BUT we still have fun doing it.

So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness. I don't know what that means. . .

Tastes Like Burning #35: Airbags Tastes Like Burning

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:19:00 GMT

T.L.B. Computer Crisis
Big C's Wife, ERIN, has words with us
Leeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2
Leo is a Labrahmer
Shout outs and email-ish stuff:

Tornadoes in February?
James' Wreck
Voice Mail
James and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finish
Leeann's Bitch of the week
Tim's Dad's B-day dinner
Leeann bitches again
Joxer can't find the dog in the machine
Tims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song

Email us or Call us @ 206-350-7345 and find any kind of subscription you could want on the homepage, theres iTunes for Mac, iTunes for PC and feedburner and juice and all the rest........have a good week! (Especially Erin)

Tastes Like Burning #33 1/3: We are sick and Haunted . . .

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Mon, 4 Feb 2008 02:12:00 GMT

In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit. While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter. Plus check out my new hair cut above

Tastes Like Burning #33: Cucumber Sandwiches Anyone?

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:45:00 GMT

Our week:

Leeann's tribulations.
James's so-so stuff.
Tim's job still sux donkey balls.

James's computer craps its pants and dies.
Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.
Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.
Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.
Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!

Redboy
Big C of The Bearcrawling Podcast
Big C's wife, Erin
Tim from For Whatever Reason
Chrystal of Spa Guy's Wife

The untimely death of a talented actor.
Colonic Irrigation

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Tastes Like Burning #32: MMmmm - Balls, it's not what you think.

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:49:00 GMT

So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues. Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort. HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby that was show 3132 and well, here it is. The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty. Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences are cut off in the beginning, but overall the show is intact and good. If nothing else, stay for the Ball Segment 40 minutes in, its worth it. There is Drama in the beginning, but we pick it up quickly. Hope you enjoy.

Tim of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #31: Domestic Issues

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:37:00 GMT

Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny.

NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James does our taxes.

NOTE the Second: We've now added album art to the mp3 tag, so please let us know if it actually worked.

Tastes Like Burning #30: The Old Whore Is Back!

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:12:00 GMT

So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.
Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.
The great Hairspray debacle.
Leeann reviews a movie or two.
The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.
TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).
James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!
We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.
Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.
Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat.
"Don't turn off my radio when I'm not here!"
Big spam for the old whore.
Blah, blah, blah.

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Tastes Like Burning #29: Vacation wrap up and the stuff life is made of...

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 6 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.
Vacation, all we ever wanted . . .
Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?
Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?
Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?
Stalking at the local movie exchang e.
The musical stylings of Patrick Wolf.
James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.
The eyes have it.
Can year-old chips kill you?
Pearl platter for two.
Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?
Commercials we don't hate.
Three servings of spam.
John and Wendy, where are you?

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Tastes Like Burning #28: So THAT Was Xmas??? Well Happy New Year!!!

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 1 Jan 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Who Is the Biggest Pervert?
Post Xmas Stuff
Wii-gate
Wow, my parents are people
Hippo Dog
Tim's B-day
Leeann's Bitch of the Week
New Years Traditions
ecopod.co.uk
Random Stuff
Spam anyone?
Happy New Year to our Listeners

Tastes Like Burning #27: So THIS Is Xmas??

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 22:03:00 GMT

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:

'Twas the night before Xmas.
Solstice, because we can.
Shopping for a nervous breakdown.
Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.
The worst F-word of them all: Family.
Two's company and a million's a crowd.
We open up presents "live" on air.
Some news items of note:

Medical Myths Refuted.
Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.
No More Pink Nails!
When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours.

We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue an intelligible conversation.

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Merry Happy SolstiChrismaKwanzakah!!

Tastes Like Burning #26: Please Don't Shoot Us. It's Rude.

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:50:00 GMT

People get shot, but there's free pizza
It's the holidays at work
Breaking Bitch News
Secret Santa sucks
Email and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the For Whatever Reason podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee
Wii like to play
We get one funny spam out of 209
The glowing electric pillow
Digital death, and the end

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Tastes Like Burning #25: Now Oozing with Confidence

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 2 Dec 2007 07:55:00 GMT

Cursing at Work
The FCC wants to kill cable
Call us, we have voice mail
We read Email
Listener Poll: Men to Women ratio
Family Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?
The MTV of old
Leeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or four
You have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!
The Prophet is not a teddy bear?
Home Remedies, they're a good thing

A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever Reason

Call us at 206-350-7345 and leave a comment, or leave one on the blog. Or you can email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com and don't forget about the myspace page.

Hey, Everyone . . . Call me!

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:22:00 GMT

We now have voicemail. So call us, bitches.

206-350-7345

We love you, you're our new best friends, call us every five minutes!

--J (taking dictation from T) of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #24: Happy Thanksgiving, Douches. . .

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:33:00 GMT

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . .

Thanksgiving
We have a garage sale
Cat Fight anyone?
Sesame Street: After Dark
Leeann's Mom's fiancÃ's family
Dead Men's babies
Text Bombs
Charity and Lights
In your Face Book
To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore?

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Have a good weekend.

TJ&L

Tastes Like Burning CONTEST!!!

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:49:00 GMT

Don't forget to send in ideas about a contest. That includes the contest types, the prizes and all of that. And don't forget to download the all new Tastes Like Burning #23 below!!!

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com

Tastes Like Burning #23: Bow Chicka Bow-wow . . .

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:37:00 GMT

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween. It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . .

Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!
Tim and Leeann: The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The Horror
Halloween 2007âTrick or Treat
J Depp . . . Kind of scary
China Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enough
Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas Crap
James has a Freaky Friday . . . kind of
Sammies at Quiznos
Ton's Mongolian Grill
Cops here are drunk
Fortune Cookie Tellers
Is Leeann a WHORE?
We have a contest and you have an email to write . . .
Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo

And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning!

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MySpace Page

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:36:00 GMT

Greetings, Listeners,

We now have a MySpace page! Bookmark it and send us a friend request!

http://www.myspace.com/tasteslikeburningshow

Stay crispy!

--James of TLB

PS: Episode 23 is COMING SOON!

-J

Tastes Like Burning #22: Spooky Fun

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:59:00 GMT

Halloween Plans 2007
Leeann ponders demon dong
How we decorate
Leeann's PartyâTits & Teeth
Leeann's cousin sucks
Shout outs
Big Hugs to For Whatever Reason
James is all Red about his Halloween at work
Tim Bitches
Public Radio wants money . . . and so do the police
Calling Sandi
Throw up dirt skirt
Halloween: The Music Videoâwatch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . .

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Tastes Like Burning #21: Back to Normal . . . Sort of

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:02:00 GMT

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.

President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.
The Buffy Horror Picture Show.
The News NOW IN HD + HD radio? Really?
Smoking Update.
James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.
The Simpsons . . . wedding?
Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.
Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.
Sometimes office pranks go too far.
Radio Head free.
Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.
New California law and why it is stupid.
Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.
Leeann needs party advice.
Liam Sullivan has a new Kelly video out: Let Me Borrow That Top

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Or leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .

Tastes LIke Burning #20: The Green Show

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Sun, 7 Oct 2007 02:46:00 GMT

Are you green?

'Cause we're Super Green . . .

Gas guzzlers and gas shortages.
Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay?
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower.
Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy.
Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to kill them.
WieDaMark LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs.
Solar Power to the people.
Water conservation and Grey Water.
Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy.
Living outside the margins to save paper.
Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be.

Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

Coming Soon to an MP3 Player Near You!

Fri, 5 Oct 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Gather dear listeners, for the end is nigh . . .

The end of your waiting for another episode of TLB, that is. That's right, the long promised Green Show is coming up next for Episode 20! We've spent countless minutes researching and sacrificed a small forest to print out our findings to bring you our take on living "green."

Check back later this weekend for the download.

Ciao.

James of TLB

(Note: No actual forests were harmed during the preperation for this show and we actually spent a couple of weeks doing research.)

Tastes Like Burning #19: When Puppies Attack

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:49:00 GMT

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer.
James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless.
Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week"
Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . .
Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph.
Nina Gordon: The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio.
Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott.
Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit.
Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory.
No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu.

Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.

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Tastes Like Burning #18: Shet Happens . . .

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:30:00 GMT

The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.

Shout outs to:

For Whatever Reason & Hometown Tales

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Tastes Like Burning #17: That's "Ms. Bleep" to You

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end.

All this and more after this download.

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Tastes Like Burning #16: Drunkcasting

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:48:00 GMT

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not. So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.

Cheers!

--TLB

What does it take to make Tim fart???

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:19:00 GMT

A Jewess and a song apparently...details on show 18

Sarah....Call me....

Tim

TLB New Briefs

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:35:00 GMT

Good evening. This is a Tastes Like Burning Special News Bulletin.

As of last night, we have DSL. Oh, that's right. We now have the ability to upload and download shows and files and whatever the hell else we want from the comfort of our living room--cord and hassle-free! So YAY for no more crappy dial-up service!

Show 16 and Internet voicemail to follow soon.

Thanks to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever Reason for sending us the CDs of their show and shows we have been missing out on over the past year. Now that you've caought us up, we can actually keep up. (Loving your show, BTW!)

We're gonna surf the HELL out of this thing!! Woooo!!

--J of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #15: Tastes Like Bitch Babies

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:44:00 GMT

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.

NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T. We love them. And their affordable DSL service.

New Eps

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:59:00 GMT

Two new episodes of TLB coming soon! Keep checking back throughout the week . . .

âJames

Tastes Like Burning #14: Random Chaos

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:30:00 GMT

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

Seriously, I'm Evil and Must Be Stopped

Tue, 7 Aug 2007 12:33:00 GMT

So, funny story, I go home to edit the podcast and wound up writing on my novel for three hours and then watching Hot Fuzz after dinner with Tim, and not editing the podcast at all!

Isn't that a riot!?

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh . . .

Seriously, I will make every effort to have it up and ready for download tomorrow. Scout's honor and stuff.

-- J of TLB

Bad James . . . Bad, BAD James!

Mon, 6 Aug 2007 12:18:00 GMT

I am a bad, bad monkey who needs to learn to behave himself better . . . I didn't get around to editing the show this weekend (car trouble took priority). So I'm afraid everyone'll have to wait until tomorrow.

--James of TLB

Tastes Like Burning 13

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

Tastes Like Burning #012

timmyjstudios@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:07:00 GMT

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . . unless you're smoking crack; and email us comments, bitches! tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or timmyjstudios@gmail.com

Tastes Like Burning #11

tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:58:00 GMT

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

Tastes Like Burning #10

Mon, 4 Jun 2007 13:02:00 GMT

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).

Tastes Like Burning #9

Tue, 29 May 2007 12:43:00 GMT

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.

A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.
--J

Tastes Like Burning #8

Tue, 29 May 2007 12:34:00 GMT

We're BAaack! (Finally.)

Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure; getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

Tastes Like Burning #7

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:50:00 GMT

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular.Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap. Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

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P.S. if you are sitting there reading this, we love you and thanks for listening.

Tastes Like Burning #6

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:19:00 GMT

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY! Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things.

See The Maze James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys. Tim is staring as your guide Poco.

Tastes Like Burning #5

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 14:46:00 GMT

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch, Spensive Cookies, and other crap...

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Tastes Like Burning #3

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:32:00 GMT

Tastes Like Burning #3

Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.

Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.

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Tastes Like Burning #4

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:53:00 GMT

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later. We talk about MySpace, for better or worse. Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans. The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.

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Tastes Like Burning #2

tasteslikeburning — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:25:00 GMT

Spiders, Pools, and Pee Wee OH MY!

Intro Show

support@libsyn.com — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:42:00 GMT

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