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Tastes Like Burning: A couple of guys who happen to be a couple. With commentary on life, love, and everything in between. Funny? Sure. Irreverent? Of course. Politically correct? Eat Me.

Jun 4, 2007

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).

almost seventeen years ago

Ok I went to a comedy show with my parents and my best friend. Both of us got picked to go up on stage to be hyponitized. The comedian/hyponist told everyone to close their eyes and to listen to what he says. They said that if they come a touch you to go sit down. He went through a long list of things to do and you werent supposed to touch the person next to you. It was strange I knew what was going on but I continued to do what they asked -- I got the the part where the guys says imagine there is a butterfly and it is on your nose and fluttering around your face. The person beside me was actin all crazy try to catch this imaginary butterfly (mind you everyone on the stage has their eyes closed) and the dang person beside me bumped into me and then I started to giggle. Well the guy came by and touched me on the shoulder (basically I screwed up) to let me know to go sit down. Well Im so glad I laughed because when I sat down I noticed my best friend still on stage. They had her doing some crazy stuff, and she lasted all through the show. It was the best time I had in my life, I laughed so hard I was crying and may have even peed a little!! (Ha just kidding or am I) See ya...